Wednesday 11 January 2012

Yufei ~ A new crib

 Sorry for not posting in ages but I was kinda caught up with life but I'm back now! And sorry this post is short but I promise that I post more often...

So the girls woke up and decided to start their day with some nice roasted marshmallows.
 Chanté: Hahahahahaha Yufei! You have an intense eating face!
 Yufei: What? No I don't!
 Chanté: Mmhmm so what are we going to do today?
 Yufei: I don't really know, let's just go around town and find something to do.
 And so the girls packed up their stuff and headed toward the road.

 But then...

Chanté: Eugh I stink! Is there a shower nearby?
 Chanté: Yuck!
 Yufei: Yeah you do kinda stink... I think there's showers at the fire station
 Chanté: Oh and are there any bathrooms, I really need to go.
 Yufei: Yeah same here...
 Yufei: Oops... Ok I don't have to go anymore...
 Yufei: Now I stink too...
 Meanwhile Jace got some sort of award for being a fireman.
 Chanté: Are you sure it's ok to be here?
Yufei: I think so, nobody is here right now and I'm sure they wouldn't mind us just using the bathroom.
Chanté: Yeah you're right, I'm going to the toilet now.
 Chanté: ARGH IT'S SO DIRTY!!!!
 Chanté: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

 And after Chanté stopped freaking out about the bathroom she grabbed a snack.
 Chanté: *cough* So.very.dry.need.water
 And Yufei was on the phone

Yufei: Uh huh, yeah, ok, great... No none of my family is part of law enforcement...
 Yufei: Chanté! Guess what.
Chanté: What?
 Yufei: I got us... A house!
 Chanté: Really? This is so cool! Where is it? Is it a penthouse?
 Chanté: Is it brand new? Does it have cool gadgets?
 Yufei: Brand new? Not exactly... I did get a great deal on it...
 Chanté: What kind of great deal? We weren't ripped off right?
Yufei: No no it's fine... But would free count as a great deal?
Chanté: Free? You mean we didn't pay anything? How are we supposed to know that it's even real.
 Yufei: Relax relax I'm sure it's going to be fine, besides the guy gave me an address.
 Chanté: Hey this is where all the celebrities live!
 Chanté ..... Yufei.
 Chanté: IT'S A SHACK!
Yufei: Well at least it has a .... roof?
 And later when they got settled down...

Yufei: See this place isn't so bad, there's two beds, a stove, bathroom and a nice little pond.
 Chanté: And the bathtub is outside... But yes it's alright, we can fix it up.
 Chanté: *steps in puddle* I hope that's water... Yellow smelly water...
 Yufei: Goodnight Chanté!

 And the next day Chanté woke up bright and early to check everything.

Chanté: Ok stove, hot... Ouch! Very hot.
 Yufei: Mmmmm I smell pancakes... Chanté... why are you in a towel?
 Chanté: Oh I checked out the bathtub and it looks pretty clean so I'm going to take a bath.
Yufei: Oh but there's something you need to know...

But Chanté was already outside so she didn't hear.
 Oh my gosh....
 Chanté: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 Old guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Don't you knock?
 Yufei: What? What's going on?
 Yufei: Ewww, that's nasty...
 Chanté: Would you have any explanation for this.
Yufei: Lucky?
Chanté: Lucky? Who's Lucky?
 Yufei: Chanté I'd like you to meet Lucky, the guy who sold me the house...
Lucky: Nice to meet you ma'am, and might I say you have some nice boobies there... Haven't seen boobies like those since 1856...
 Chanté: WTF!? WE ARE SHARING A HOUSE WITH A PERVY OLD MAN?
Yufei: No actually he comes here to take baths and is away for the rest of the day. We agreed that if we let him take baths we could have the house for free...
 Yufei: On the bright side... I have a surprise for you.
 Chanté: Oh a surprise! I love surprises... It's a good one right?
 Yufei: Yeah it's a good surprise, you know how you said that cabs stink on the inside. Well now we don't need to ride them anymore!
Chanté: OMG YOU GOT US A CAR?
Yufei: Well... Not exactly...

What surprise is Yufei talking about? How will their lives be in their "shack". What other adventures lie in store for them? Find out next time :)

~ Yufei