Aaron: Hey Xzaviii! So, I was wondering… Do you still have that cash saved up? Maybe I could LOAN it ‘cause I really wanna new bed. The ladies are complaining… They would like some extra space when… erm… you know. Also, could you call the buildin’ company? I REALLY want a bigger room… Maybe they could knock down a wall or two and build another, ya’know?
Xzavier: Aaron, you haven’t even had a girlfriend or dated anyone. I have had to explain this to police ever since you stalked that girl…What was her name? Ma…? Me…? Mal…?
Aaron: Melanie Ashley Crimson Reesher.
Xzavier: Oh, right. You remembered all four names... She hated you and she even got a restraining order against you! I DON’T NEED THIS. You don’t need a bigger room! If you want a bigger bed you’ll need to start saving up and that could be challenging considering you don’t have a job.
Aaron: Are you tryna say I’m lazy? ME? LAZY?!
Xzavier: Oh, Aaron. Stop pretending. We both know you sit on your arse all day playing those damn Cod fish games.
Aaron: You mean Call of Duty? COD?
Xzavier: I couldn’t be bothered to memorise the millions of games your mother bought you. You need to start looking for a job. Shooting pixels all day isn’t going to bring any money to the household and frankly I’m sick and tired of you staying here.
Aaron: Xzavi! My man. You gotta chill guy. You know momma only cared for you. If I’m homeless she’ll make me work for her knitting company. She’s loca! I can’t work there or else I’ll go …loca. Maybe I could start a band. You know? Get famous, be a celebrity and all that shenanigans. Right? Making money will be easy.
Xzavier: Chill? We are barely making it through one month, even on MY salary. You eat everything I buy, spend my money to buy games and music and you couldn’t be bothered to even pick up your clothes so I had to hire a maid. Oh, and might I add… a maid you made quit because you tried to kiss her! And since when is Spanish in your vocabulary? O_O
*I might just kill him >.< ahhh*
Aaron: Ah, com’n man! She was gorgeous. I remember when I was the “boss” and told her to wear that French maid outfit. Awesome day dude, awesome day.
Xzavier: You know what? I’m tired of your disturbed life. I want my old calm life back! You get a job or else I’m kicking your stoned arse out. You have two weeks.
Aaron: WHAT THE HELL MAN! I’m not stoned… wait, stoned is when they throw stones at you right? Dammit Xzavi! You know I’m not good at spelling 'nd all… I wonder what jobs they offer at the park. That’s a good plan right? Won’t even fail…
Xzavier: Alright… You go do that while I go to work *sigh*
*What a stupid person, cannot believe I’m related to THAT.*
Meet Yufei and Chanté (our simselves). Yufei is the one on the left and Chanté is the one on the right. They were both hanging out at the park, where Yufei had beaten Chanté twice at chess.
Yufei: Woah, this place is pretty cool right?
Chanté: Yeah! Hey, so did you buy that house we looked at before we moved?
Yufei: Ohh… yeah! Sure…
Oh, damn! Forgot about that. Ahhhh, brain think, think!!
*Brain: uhm, no thank you! I’m on my official break. You used me too much during high school! It’s time to fend for yourself buddy! -Evil laugh-
Why did you have to be on your break NOW? I could have failed a test or two… but then again. You’re an Asian brain so during high school you never could give up, could you! Damn you brain, damn you.
Chanté: Uhm…Yufei? Are you alright? You’ve been moving your lips and staring into the distance for a while now…
Yufei: Oh, yeah! I was just… thinking that… ermm…
Chanté: That?
Yufei: Oh, yeah… that my mom told me my great grandma lived here once.
Chanté: Seriously? That’s so cool!
Yufei: Err… yeah :)
Chante: Yufei, dude… there’s some creep behind you!
Yufei: What? Where?
Chanté: Don’t look now! He’s staring…
Yufei: What??
Chanté: HAHAHAHA! He’s staring at you!
Yufei: How do you know he’s not staring at you?
Chanté: Because… he just looked at your butt! HAHAHA!! I’m dying of laughter.
Yufei: CHANTE! STOP LAUGHING! What the hell does he want? Oh my word…HE’S UGLY!!
Chanté: HAHAHA! I KNOW!! F*** Your Life. HAHA
Chanté: OMW! He’s starting to freak me out now! YUFEI!!! Ahhhhhh!!!
Yufei: Dude, calm down! He’s just a weirdo…
*Okay… Jobs… Jobs… Looking for a job. Oh, WOW! She’s gorgeous! …Wait, stay focused Aaron. Ignore the beauty, ignore the beauty!! Oh, what the heck! I CAN’T IGNORE THAT!! Look at those perfect legs in pink. Wait, why’d I just say that? I’m not gay… Wait.. I’m straight! Yes... No... YES... NO… argh!! I’M STRAIGHT! Wtf… Aaron*
So, Yufei and Chanté walked away thinking that they could just leave him there talking to himself and he wouldn’t notice.
Well, he did. He followed them all the way to the swings and then sat there like a pervert and watched them swing. They couldn’t see him though until…
*Woah, maybe if I push her she’ll like me!*
*Come on man, don’t be a coward! You put that needle through your tongue. I’m sure that getting rejected won’t hurt as much.*
Aaron: Hey ladies! Mind if I…
*push*
Yufei: AHHHHHH!!
Aaron: Oh, uhm… sorry that must’ve been a suprise. Not all good looking men are the type to randomly swing a sexy lady as yourself.
Yufei: YOU LISTEN HERE CREEPER! If you ever touch my bum like that again I’ll kick yours halfway to mars and back… you hear me?
Aaron: Oh… yeah I do. But wait… I have something for you.
Yufei: *Sigh* what?
Aaron: I GOT YOU SOME ROMANTIC RED FLOWERS!!
Yufei: Ugh! NO. Ew, get that out of my face. Dude, get a life and stop pestering me!
After Yufei's big explosion with Aaron, the girls thought that going to the gym would be a good way to get rid of all that anger that had built up. Both of them have the Athletic trait, so it was an easy desicion and both were excited to see their neighbourhood gym.
Chanté: So what did that weird guy want?
Yufei: I have no idea, but he touched my bum and then offered me some “ROMANTIC RED FLOWERS”
Chanté: What the hell?
Yufei: Yeah… I know.
Taxi Driver: Gals, where’m I taking y’all?
Chanté: To the gym please.
Yufei: Finally, something I’m good at! Sports.
Chanté: Yeah! I kn…
Yufei: HAHAHAHA! Chanté you’re such a loser sometimes.
Chanté: HA! Who’s the one laughing now? Loser, loser!
Yufei: Alright, alright! Miss crazy… Oh. My. Gosh. ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Chanté look who’s on the machine next to us!!
Chanté: Ugh, let me go talk to him.
Aaron: Hey! Uhm, can I help you?
Chanté: Yeah, you can tell me why you’re following my friend all around town.
Yufei: Yeah man!
Chanté: -*whispers* Yufei… shh. I got this!--- SO! Why are you here? Huh??
Aaron: Look, I just really like your friend! What’s her name?
Chanté: none of yo…
Yufei: Dude! WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? There is no well in hell that I’m telling you my name.
Aaron: Woah, little lady. Chillax girl…
Yufei: Chillax? I WILL SEND MY CHILLAXED FIST TO YOUR FACE AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE!
Aaron: Woah, anger issues man. What a bummer! Need a hug honey?
Yufei: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER!!
Chanté: Hey, Yo! Stalker, listen up. I…
Yufei: Hold on Chanté. I think I might just sort this out right here and now.
Aaron: Wha…?
Yufei: You're ugly... HA HA. Now leave me alone.
Aaron: Oh..Zzz *birds chirping*
Yufei: Oh yeah, that’s what you get for trying to stalk me! I don’t take sh!t from anyone.
Aaron: All I wanted was a date from you. Now look at this. YOU HURT ME!
Yufei: Well, what can I do if I DON’T LIKE STALKERS! You are crazy, leave me alone.
Yufei: You know what? F*** this!! I’m leaving!
Chanté: Okay, you need to leave us alone now. I’m not even joking.
Chanté: Look! You made her leave! Ugh, you know what!?
Aaron: All I did was innocently stalk from afar!
Chanté: Annoying freak -__-
Aaron: Ouch…
Chanté: You need a life!
Aaron: AHHH
Chanté: Yeah, now leave us alone!!
Chanté: Oh, it’s kind of cold tonight! Should I call a taxi to drive us to the house? I remember when you travelled all the way from Riverview to here just a week before we moved to secretly decorate our house! So nice of you ^_^
Yufei: Oh… haha…
*What was I doing that week? Ah! Oh yeah, I went to the cookie factory! Every day! Mmmm, good times.*
Chanté: Err… Yufei?
Yufei: Oh, Chanté I have some bad news…
Chanté: Yeah... Go ahead.
Yufei: I DIDN’T FIX IT UP. I went to the cookie factory!! :( I’M SO SORRY!!
Chanté: WHAT?? Yufei… YOU WENT TO THE COOKIE FACTORY INSTEAD OF DECORATING OUR HOUSE?
Yufei: Oh, you just reminded me… I have some more bad news. There is no “our house”. I forgot to give the money to the owners so they sold it to some couple… You should’ve seen their dog! It was so cute, fluffy and…
Chanté: Woah!! YUFEI! What’s gotten into you? All of a sudden I’M the responsible one? Nahh.. Something is wrong here. And I'm guessing you used the decorating money for cookies?
Yufei: Yeah... Sorry... I was a little bit hungry that day.
Chanté starting freaking out when she found out Yufei had known they’d be sleeping in a random place and had even bought two sleeping bags!
Chanté: Yufei, you know I’m afraid of spiders. WHAT IF THEY CRAWL IN??
Yufei: They won’t…
Chanté: So, where do I change?
Yufei: *slaps forehead* Chanté? Seriously?
Chanté: Oooh. Big rock! GOT IT :D
Yufei: *Sigh*
Chanté: Yufei, that rock is suprisingly comfortable to pee behind.
Yufei: YOU PEED BEHIND THE ROCK? Where am I supposed to change then??
Chanté: Don’t you get your own rock??
Yufei: NO. I don’t.
Chanté: You changed! Yay!
Yufei: No thanks to you! I stepped in something wet. Don’t know if it was your pee or just the wet grass. I am desperately hoping it’s the second one…ugh >.<
Chanté: Oh well. Think it’s time we hit the sack… :)
Yufei: Just look at it Chanté, isn’t that cool? Those stars, I don’t think we’ll ever forget this awesome moment!
Chanté: Yeah! It is pretty cool, I’m kind of glad about this in a way. So…What’re we goi…*ZZzzz*
*I’m always up before her! Why does she HAVE to sleep so long… Gosh, I’ve been standing here for ages waiting for her to get up. I don’t want to leave her but… I’m so hungry!!*
Yufei left for a while to get breakfast and when she returned Chanté had finally woken up and they decided to play The Dare Game.
Chante: I dare you to do something disgusting in public.
Chante: I dare you to do something disgusting in public.
Yufei: I FARTED :D Hahahahahaha!
Chanté: HAHA! Ewwww.
Yufei: Your turn! Same dare.
Chante: Okay! I’ll pee myself.
Yufei: Come on Chanté be serious. -__-
Chante: Oops :D Haha! I win! Ew, Yufei you still smell.
Yufei: I know. I’m sorry!
Yufei: But you kinda smell too now.
Chanté: Yeah…. >.< This wasn’t a good idea.
Yufei: I know.
Chanté: So, what do I win since I’m the bravest soul alive? :)
Yufei: Chanté, it was a friendly bet… You win nothing.
Chanté: What? I just humiliated myself in public for NOTHING?
Yufei: Yep, pretty much…
And there’s the end of my first chapter :) Well, this was my first time doing anything like this. If you enjoyed it, come back soon for more! Check my sims 3 online profile for more details :D
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