Friday 30 September 2011

Yufei ~ The Beginning




Okay so before I officially start I just wanna point out that this is what Chanté's simself looked before I made small changes. Chanté my dear best friend, you look much prettier than this.
This is her with a touch of Yufeiness.
Another in-game shot...
So here we now start my version of Chanté and Yufei's awesome adventures with me on the right and Chanté on the left.
And it shall take place in the lovely city of Bridgeport.
Chante: I'm so hyped about moving to Bridgeport, It's awesome here.
Yufei: Yeap, it sure is... Let go chill somewhere. I know this great lodge.
Chante: You got it! Lead the way.
Yufei: Ahhh, isn't this place great. Nice and relaxing.
Chante: I'm so excited to stay in this lodge, it looks absolutely fantastic. When did you book for this?
Yufei: Uh book? Chante.... we're not staying here...
Chante: Huh? What do you mean? This isn't where we're staying? Where are we staying then?
Yufei: Uhm no... But just follow me, I know this other cool place that I know you'll love.
Chante: Better than this place?
Yufei: Yeah.
Chante: Is it where we're staying?
Yufei: No...
Chante: Okay you were right, I love this place. You can see the whole city from here.
Chante: So about the hotel... Is it nice? Like how many stars? Five? Sorry if I sound pushy but I'm really excited.
Yufei: Nah it's okay. Uh how many stars? Lets just say that there's gonna be more than just five...
Chante: OH MY GOSH! You got us a hotel more than five stars?
Yufei: Uh... yeah sure.

Yufei: Dude I'm gonna make some hotdogs. I'm starving.
Chante: Me too.

And with nothing left to do the two girls chowed down.
Chante: So why aren't you telling me more about our hotel?
Yufei: Uhm.. cause I don't know much about it either.. As soon as I'm done eating we gotta go somewhere to pick-up some stuff.
Chante: Yufei.... Why are we at the consignment store?
Yufei: Reasons reasons... Lets start looking at some stuff.
Yufei: Hey, you know some of this stuff back here isn't as ugly as it seems.
Chante: OH.MY.GOSH!
Yufei: What? What is it?
Chante: A really hot vampire just walked in...
Yufei: Chante... This is no time to be ...

Yufei: Oh my... He is hot..
Hmm, why is it every time I go somewhere strange people start staring.
Yufei: Shoot! This guy is so... wow. Go say hi.
Chante: Wait what? Talk to him?
Chante: You go talk to him.
Yufei: Say whaaaa?
Yufei: C'mon lets be reasonable now...
Yufei: You are talking to him.
Chante: Are you like serious?
Chante: How bout you go this time and I'll go next time.
Yufei: Next time? There's no next time!
Chante: You know vampires make me nervous.
Yufei: Yeah.. and you should also know that they scare the crap outta me!
Chante: Seriously just think about it. If I go everything is just gonna come down like.... Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *CRASH*
And unfortunately as the girls continued to argue over who was gonna talk to the lovely vampire ,he left.
Yufei: Dude Chante! I think he just left!
Chante: AHHHHH ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Yufei: Whoa there... lets relax.. I think we can still catch him.
And indeed I was right. The vampire hadn't gone far.
Then after gym I have to g... Are those the strange girls from the consignment shop? They're... following me.
And that's just what they did. Followed him cause there was nothing else to do.
Yeap they're following me... Oh well.. every celebrity vampire needs creepy stalkers I guess.
Maybe they're just going to the gym as well... I'm being paranoid.
Yufei: So now what...
Chante: I have no idea.. Why are we even here?
Yufei: We just followed him... Like stalkers...
Chante: Hahaha we are such creepers.. So now what?
And the two girls did the first thing that came to their minds. Stare at the vampire's shiny abs.
Jace: Can I help you two?
Chante: Umm... We're new and were just about to...
Yufei: Hit the treadmills. Yeah, good ole exercise...
Jace: Okay then, but be careful on those. They can get rough.

Chante: I can't believe we just talked to him..
Yufei: I know hey... And this isn't so hard. Easy peasy..
Yufei: Whoa..
Yufei: AHHHHH! I'M FALLING!!!!
Yufei: Owww.
Chante: Hahahaha... not so easy after all. I think I'm getting the hang of this.
Chante: Wait nevermind.. WHAAA!
Yufei: So maybe this isn't so easy.
Chante: We should have started with something easier...
Yufei: What do you think we should do afterwards?
Then Chante came up with a plan.

Chante: I just came up with a brilliant idea! Come with me.
Yufei: Okay Chante are you sure we should do this? You have some brilliant ideas but this one is... What are we doing in the men's bathroom?

Chante: Yeah, don't worry. I've got this covered.
Yufei: Chante. What are you doing? Are you taking some guy's clothes!?
Yufei: Okay that was bad... But hilarious. But whose clothes are those for?
Chante: I have no idea. I hope they won't know it was us.
Yufei: Lets not let our neurotic side take over now. Don't worry. Bridgeport is a crazy place anyways.
Chante: Oh.. They were his clothes... Whoops
Haven't I had a great day. First I get some crazy stalkers then they steal my clothes...
Jace: Excuse me ladies, my name is Jace Hayes. Have any of you seen my clothes.
Chante: No no, no clothes. Have you seen any clothes Yufei?
Yufei: CLOTHES?! Oh noooo I haven't seen any clothes.
Jace: Really? Cause I think I saw you two in the bathroom.
Yufei: Hahahaha. You Jace, are funny. Why would we have seen your clothes.. It's not like we took them or anything...
Oh shoot. That was a really dumb thing to say...
Jace: Okay then... So have I seen you guys somewhere before?
Chante: No I don't think so... We could just look like some other people. Nope never met.
He's onto us...
Jace: Okay bye then.

And the two girls waved with big smiles as he left.
Chante: Oh well *yawn* I'm really tired. Can we please go to the hotel now.
Yufei: Oh about that... Well just follow me.
Chante: Yufei... Why are we standing on the beach in front of a pit of fire?
Yufei: Because ah... *cough* we're spending the night here *cough*

Chante: WHAT?! You're telling me that we're sleeping ON THE BEACH!? What happened to the hotel reservation?
Yufei: Okay so maybe the hotel reservations didn't really work out so this is like a... life on the wild side...
Chante: YUFEI! WE'RE HOMELESS!!! HOMELESS!!!! You said it was gonna be a more than 5-star hotel...
Yufei: Well... I wasn't lying... there are more than just 5 stars out here...
And after a while Chante calmed down and they settled into their sleeping bags.

Yufei: Well.. This isn't a hotel but it's a place so goodnight.
Chante: Yeah you're right, but we're not sleeping here tomorrow. Too much sand.
Yufei: Yeah hahaha.. Oh well goodnight. Don't let the crabs get you.
Chante: Crabs?
Yufei: Nothing.. nothing.
And that brings us to the end of the beginning.

If you thought that was too long or short just say so in the comments...

Anyways will we find a proper place to stay? Will they continue to stalk Jace?What will they get up to next time in Chanté and Yufei's awesome adventures. 

~Yufei :)